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Paleo Friendly Restaurant: Wood (Chicago)

With humanely-raised meat, and a private garden to provide the herbs, Wood Chicago has everything necessary for a paleo friendly night on the town by Anthony Apostol, updated December 22, 2014 Posted on March 23, 2014

Wood Chicago
Anthony Apostol
Anthony Apostol is the resident Chicago Paleo Restaurant Reviewer here at Paleo Porn and creator of the Fn Bar, the Paleo fruit and nut bar that's the best f'n bar we've ever tasted.

If you are in town and looking for a modern take on local inspired food for that significant other or maybe even a first date, Wood is the place to be.

Wood

3335 N Halsted St, Chicago, IL 60614

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Price $$$$
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Paleo Restaurant Rating Scale

Restaurant Rating: How good is it? On a scale of 1-5 (5 being the best we've ever had), how good is the restaurant, no matter if it's paleo or not.

Paleo Rating: On a scale of 1-5 (5 being paleo perfection), how paleo is it? A 5 star restaurant will have grass-fed and pasture raised meats, local, organic produce and no peanut oil in sight.

Wood Chicago

Its plush booths and high-tables made it feel like a restaurant, but their awesome bar also made it feel like a nightclub. The backsplash had mirrored tiles and clean monochromatic surfaces. This was in deep contrast to the beauty of the organic light fixtures and the nature-esque hanging tree branch above the bar. The vibe is very upbeat and the decor mimics that of a 1930’s speakeasy, but with a Euro-disco revival.

Ok, ok. Enough about the layout, let’s talk food!

Wood Chicago

Having a deep desire to try new things, the first dish that caught my attention was something strangely regal. It made me just so excited to try it. This was the Roasted Quail & Spinach Salad (spinach, roasted squash, grapes, cashews, apple jam, without the rye croutons).

Wood Chicago

Although it seems that sweet and bitter has been overdone, this dish proves that it hasn’t. The spinach was fresh (although there may have been a wilted one that gave one of my bites an off-taste). It was the star of the veggies in this dish. It also served as an amazing counterpart to the quail, which was cooked perfectly and seasoned to perfection. All that and it was only my first bite. The next bite had me ready to start dancin’! The mellow flavor of the roasted squash was enhanced by the duality of the sweetness and tartness of the grapes and apple jam. Then the cashews jump right in and start boogying. One thing to note is that the quail was quartered, bone-in, so it was a bit difficult to eat without getting your hands dirty. But I don’t mind eating au naturale.

Like a DJ looking for that perfect mix or fade, I found my next plate to enjoy, the Scallops (cauliflower puree, truffled savoy cabbage, without the herb breadcrumbs).

Wood Chicago

This kind of resembled that slow song playing at the end of the night letting you know that it’s time to go home, but you still have a chance to get that one last dance in. It started with the puree, which was subtle and light in flavor but a nice mouthfeel. This paired well with the cabbage. It was sweet like dancing with that girl/guy you had your eye on all night. Unfortunately, the scallops were slightly chewy, and may not have been washed thoroughly. Despite that downfall, it still tasted nice.

Now not all nights have to end at the first club you go to. Oh no. I decided to do something a little naughty and head out to a late-night club in the form of an offal. Otherwise known as, the Fried Veal Sweetbreads (wilted spinach, sautéed bacon, roasted chestnuts and butternut squash puree, without breading).

Wood Chicago

This dish was, in a word, Wonderful. Truly a comforting winter meal for the I’m-going-to-make-sure-I-look-good-no-matter-how-cold-I-am crowd. You know the type. The ones that stand in line to get into a club wearing nothing but their nice shirt and jeans or sexy dress even though it’s 8 degrees outside. This bite was all sorts of yummy. Sweet and savory with a nice splash of bitters. Simply a perfectly cooked protein with just enough of a sear to wake up the aromatics of the sweatbreads.

Wood Chicago

How is it sourced?

Wood Chicago is focused on keeping their dishes seasonal and provides them via farms like Green Acres (North Judson, IN), Three Sisters Garden (Kankakee, IL), and Spence Farm (Fairbury, IL). The nicest part is that their herbs are picked directly from Wood’s private garden! They also claim that their meat is humanely-raised and butchered in-house. What more could you ask for?

Are you interested in more Paleo friendly restaurants? Have a recommendation of someplace we should check out? Let us know!

Wood

3335 N Halsted St, Chicago, IL 60614

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About the Author Anthony Apostol

Anthony Apostol is the resident Chicago Paleo Restaurant Reviewer here at Paleo Porn and creator of the Fn Bar, the Paleo fruit and nut bar that's the best f'n bar we've ever tasted.

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